Sitting At Home With No Car Really Sucks!

Days off and I am sitting at home. My girl has my car, and I am stuck in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do.  The dog is messing with me and the cats are exceedingly dull.  Television is useless, and all I have for entertainment is my satellite radio, but that tends to repeat after a few hours.  ARRRRRGGHHHHHH! SO bored!  I could go for a walk, but let's face it, I am just plain lazy. Besides, my back is hurting. Yeah, that's it.  That's a good excuse.